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Teacher : Raju what does the formula H2SO4 represent ?
Raju : Um, er……
Teacher : Yes…….. Name it
Raju : Sir it is at the tip of my tongue.
Teacher : In that case, you'd better spit it out, my boy, its sulphuric acid.
Teacher : What tense is this, "I love you. You loveme, He loves me"
Johnny : It is not a tense but suspense, where like a movie, one of them is going to get shot at the end !
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STRANGE BUT TRUE :~
A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself.
Rats can survive without water longer than camels.
An elephant can carry two gallons of water in its trunk.
The ostrich's legs are so powerful that one kick can kill man.
The starfish has an eye on the end of each arm.
Ants are capable of lifting stones fifty times their own weight.
Sharks grow a whole new set of teeth in about one week.
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Soniya Ramsinghani
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